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Keith sends us in and he goes, I visited the babynames.com website to see what the trending baby names for 2020 are for boys.

So these are the names trending for boys in 2020.

Colleib Declan, Levi, Finn, Everett, Milo, Archer, Atticus, Silas and Holben.

I think at this point, parents are just naming the kids all just dumb babynames so nobody could pick on that name.

Like how is Silas going to make fun of Atticus' name? It's not going to happen.

Look, at least they didn't name their kid, X-A-S-A-12.

Like Elon Musk. Look, when you got parents named Elon and Grimes, that baby name is going to be fucked up.

Hello.

What's up, quarantine?

What's going on, man? How are you, man?

It almost feels like that I'm on the road by myself in a hotel and I can't go anywhere, which is like that, except I don't have a show at night.

Oh, like I have days like this all the time, like eight days out of a month where I'm just in a hotel.

Maybe I'll walk out if there's some food place nearby, but other than that, I'm stuck in a hotel all day by myself.

But at least I have to do a show at night.

You know, that's a great way to look at it because people think the life of a comedian is glamorous, but the fact is, yeah, you're right.

Most of the day, you're just stuck in a hotel board shitless waiting for the show that night.

And then you get two or three cool hours of hanging out with fans doing your comedy, maybe drinking a little bit.

And then it's right back to the hotel.

First of all, they don't have like a car for you and you're not going to rent a car when you go to these towns either.

So a lot of times you have to walk like a croc a highway just to get to an outfit being something to eat just to get to some food like a tripolting or something like that.

Yeah.

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