Ep 239: All Dogs Go to Harvard

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2025

⏱️ 86 minutes

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In This Episode: We talk about a tiktok trend ruining a marriage, a concerned father looks to Reddit for help, a dog hater tries to convince everyone else to hate dogs, a guy doesn't clean up after himself and has an awkward experience with his girlfriend's parents, and a guy's weird relationship with his teddy bear puts his relationship to the test. And for this week's Circle Jerdge we bring back a classic, The Boba Kiki Experiment! Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link: https://tiltify.com/@judgies-pod/judgies-for-free-palestine Want fun and cool stickers and MORE? www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Judgies Merch is Available HERE! https://judgiespod.myspreadshop.com/ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: We listen and don't Judge Trend damaged marriage https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1h02qa2/we_listen_and_we_dont_judge_trend_prompted_my_24f/ Son inhaled thanksgiving dinner https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1h7okhk/son_inhaled_thanksgiving_dinner_is_this_normal/ Dog Hater https://www.reddit.com/r/Dogfree/comments/14j9v2n/dogs_and_period_blood/ Didn't keep track of my condom https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1hlvbwl/tifu_leaving_my_condom_unattended/ Boyfriend's relationship with his teddy bear makes me uncomfortable https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1gg5yyr/my_21f_boyfriends_23m_relationship_with_his/ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 2:54 Mail time 13:07 r/realtionship_advice: We listen and don't judge hurt my marriage 19:30 r/asktrangender: My son inhaled thanksgiving dinner 24:49 r/dogfree: Dogs and period blood 31:08 r/tifu: By leaving my condom unattended 34:47 Break 35:07 CJ: Boba/Kiki 48:15 Listener Sound: Josh Diss Track 53:10 Listener Submission: How I lost my Virginity 1:00:32 r/relationship_advice: My bf has a weird relationship with his teddy bear 1:16:41 Josh asks the hard questions 1:21:19 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:49.3	I urge them to love thy neighbour on the next Sun Lounger
0:52.7	and hope that come January 13th on ITB2 and ITBX, love will reign supreme. Hello, Biles, hello gals and hello non-binary pals. Welcome back to the judgiest place on the internet. My name is Josh. My name is Rick. And my name is Christian. And we are the speed running. I don't know, you said everything really fast, but it felt like we were speed running. Judges. The judges. And faster than ever. Here we are, folks. It's a Josh sewed. It's a tight little sewed. I'm assuming folks It's a Josh sewed
1:44.8	It's a tight little sewed
1:46.0	I'm assuming
1:47.3	It's a fat sloppy sewed
1:48.9	Actually
1:49.6	It's a pretty girthy
1:51.8	So it's loose
1:52.9	It's girthy so
1:53.6	It's sloppy
1:55.7	It's sloppy
1:55.8	All right
1:57.3	It's scrum dittal eumptious
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