4.8 • 15.6K Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2020
⏱️ 94 minutes
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0:00.0 | The 5. Five, four, four, three. |
0:23.0 | Do you believe me now? |
0:25.0 | If I told you that I caught up in a way... |
0:28.0 | That's all I know of that song, but it's a great... |
0:30.0 | It's from Maggie Maggie, Maggie, what's her name? |
0:32.0 | Maggie Roger. She's the greatest. |
0:33.0 | What a wonderful talent. |
0:35.0 | What a wonderful life! |
0:37.0 | What a beautiful energy in the room. |
0:40.0 | I'm Bob, and I'm great. You know what I look in the mirror and I say to myself you're great Bob because you know I I always walk around with a lot of shame and a lot of negativity and sadness. I'm trying to |
0:53.7 | pauly shore it up man. I need to point out one thing though. I think that George |
0:57.9 | has back-handedly in a subtle way try to make you less kingly by taking this picture which was twice as big |
1:06.1 | Shrinking it and putting it in a less opulent gold frame. Yeah. I think he's trying to take you down a notch. But what you don't know is is that that bigger photo that was up there. Yeah. Yeah. He jerks off to every night. Yeah. And that's what makes it kingly. Yeah. That's what makes it. He thinks he looks at my ass when I walk in here. |
1:25.0 | George, come on man. |
1:26.9 | That's why you're marrying an Asian. |
1:29.2 | Closest thing to you. |
1:30.1 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
1:31.4 | You want to fuck me in the ass, huh? |
1:33.0 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
1:35.0 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
1:36.0 | She's gonna love that, but she hears that. |
1:38.0 | If we were in prison, you know what you would do? |
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