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Hello and welcome to episode.

And this is going to be, don't you dare switch off but this is

going to be another solo episode so there's two reasons for this well the first is the reason

and the other reason is the reason why I'm going to tell you that it's actually better in the long run

it sadly I had a guess fall through quite late but when you look at the last seven days of politics, everything has happened since the last episode. I did feel like we just got to unpack it together. I don't know. Am I doing this for me? Is it for the audience or is it just fucking therapy? We're going to go right back to that murky night in the Commons last Wednesday with Lindsay Hoy. Oh, you, no, I didn't have for the right reason you. I didn't, I won't have anything of you. Labor Party up to their old tricks. Tories playing it for all it was worth. SMP on their high moral horse. So there was all that to unpack. And then, of course, Lee Anderson. I think he must have heard me defending him on last week's podcast and then he gets himself in all sorts of trouble. And also the guest dropping out, it does

give me an opportunity to include another audio book chapter from the British bloke Decoded. So that

is a chapter of called Hero Daydreams and it's about well all blokes deep down we want to believe

that we can

save the world. Also, there was big news last week for me. I announced my documentary, which has been the mystery TV project that I've been trying to hype up some interest in online. Literally, the internet has been a blaze. But you know, like, kind of blaze when you set fire at a toilet roll? It's the least flammable thing ever.

It's been a blaze like that.

But it been a blaze but you know like kind of blaze when you set fire at a toilet roll it's the least

flammable thing ever it's been a blaze like that but it is um it's called university is it really

worth it and i announced it at the back end of last week and those of you have followed me on

social media would have seen that i made a right pig's ear of it first i got the date the date wrong. Also, the time wrong, and then it turned out the title wrong. So it's definitely on Monday, the 11th March at 9pm. And it's sort of coming from the point of view of, I was the first in my family to go university, right? And there's a very proud moment. If you want to, again, look on my social media. There's a photo of me in my whistle looking, well, I didn't want to wear it on the day. I was like, Mom, I don't want to wear like strides and a collar. But she was like, no, it's your graduation. Everyone wears smart clothes in their graduation. And then who was the only bell in there dressed like that? Me. Everyone was in smart cash. So I put that photo online thinking everyone would mock the photo. But in fact, it was the other way around. They mocked how I look now. They said, oh, you were quite handsome. What the fuck happened, Jeff? What happened was 26 years or maybe more than that was. I was yeah 26 years happened you insensitive dicks and the

problem is it's because i you know i come across as a blokey bloke i have to kind of make out i wasn't

personally devastated by a lot of the comments and i wasn't it was absolutely fine right who have we

got new patrons remember if you sign up you'll get the podcast weekly, ad free, and with bonus content.

And this week, with the bonus content, I'm going to be telling you a...

I'm not even sure I'm supposed to, but I think I can get away with it because it's behind a paywall.

I'll be giving you a bit more of a teaser, the documentary and telling you some behind-the-scenes stuff.

But let's have a look at the patrons we've got this week. We've got Aaron, Aaron McGee, Aaron McGeever. Did we not speak about, yeah, McGiva, get in my office. We spoke about him the other week. Robert Tyler. Why am I thinking rock star for Robert Tyler? Why would that be? Are you like, oh, are you the Nepo baby son of Stephen Tyler? All these fucking nepo babies, you know, like these nepo babies, they always want to break out on their own, don't they? Like, it's so obvious to the entire rest of the planet that the only reason that they have success is because they're, because they're parents. Like, I mean, I don't know if you've heard or seen of it. It's Brooklyn Beckham's photography book that he produced.

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