Ashley Feders of GQ magazine wants to thank President Barack Obama. On Wednesday, she specifically

expressed her gratitude to Obama for giving her the best sex of her life. In a column titled,

Thanks Obama for four years of glorious worry-free sex, she praised Obama for ending her fears of

accidental pregnancy. Here is her basic take, quote, look, I don't have to tell you how quickly

the fear of accidentally getting someone pregnant can kill your sex drive, but you know who's been

out there for the last eight years, tirelessly waging a war on this horrible boner-killing

feeling of dread? President Obama, if you've had sex with a woman in the last four years and

found the encounter totally gloriously unplagued by angst about the risk of surprise fatherhood,

you probably owe Barry O a moment of gratitude.

See, all irresponsible people who somehow disconnect sex with the risk of pregnancy

could have their biologically based fears alleviated by simply tipping their hats, so to speak,

to the man who could cure it all, Barack Obama.

What gave Obama this godlike power? Well, he wanted everyone else to pay for your contraceptives, says Fedders, quote, as a result, the second term of Obama's presidency, and the year 2016 in particular, is already being called a golden age of birth control. Team Obama also gifted you a golden era of fun, low-risk banging with your wife, your girlfriend, or the friendly gal who is nice enough to accompany you home from the bar. Because surprise, turns out we're all more fun to have sex with when we're not preoccupied with the worry of not accidentally creating babies. Actually, it turns out, speaking from personal experience, sex is actually kind of fun even when you're trying to have babies, and it's not actually up to the taxpayers to guarantee your level of fun. If you can only feel orgasmic, if you're not worried about baby making, here's a suggestion. Pay for your own contraceptives. It turns out society doesn't have much fun and much of an interest in upping your game. Plus, it turns out contraceptives don't actually protect you from the other risks associated with picking up randos in bars for a quickie.

According to the CDC, STD rates are rising again.

Now some stats.

Despite Obama's massive coverage plan, nearly half of all pregnancies in 2011 were unintended.

The rate of accidental pregnancy among poor women was 112 per 1,000.

Quintuple the rate among middle-class women.

The accidental pregnancy rate among black women was 79 per 1,000.

Yes, accidental pregnancy declined generally in slight fashion

and among poor women more substantially under President Obama,

but accidental pregnancy among poor women remain sky high compared to the

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