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The Tom Woods Show.

Welcome, everybody. It's Friday, September 15, 2014.

And what a great show we have for you today.

I can't emphasize this enough.

This one you've got to sit down and listen to, and my thanks to whoever it was who said, you should have Michael Malice on your show

to talk about his book, Dear Reader, the unauthorized autobiography of Kim Jong-Eel.

This guy, I didn't know anything about him. I mean, I'm

completely out of the loop. I don't know how I did not know about Michael Malice, who is also

a celebrity ghost writer. Well, I'm going to have him explain to us exactly who he is, but you

can see him frequently on the independence on the Fox Business Network.

So wasting no further time, let's go right over to Michael Malice.

Michael, thanks for being here today.

Thanks for having me, Tom.

You know, I was telling you before we went on that I'm sorry to say I was unfamiliar with your work

until a good listener alerted me. I always tell people I get

some of my best suggestions from the listeners. So I looked you up and I thought, who is this guy?

I'm looking at all your work. Somebody's actually written a book about you? Like, who in the

world are you? So before we even get into, Dear Reader, the book I want to talk about, I want to you,

I demand that you account for yourself, man.

Who the heck are you?

Well, I've been in Galtz, Galtz, this whole time.

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