MSNBC Anchorman Brian Williams has launched an on-air attack against fake news.

These little satire's cracked me up. They're so funny. Oh wait, this really happened.

Williams told his audience that he has done extensive reporting on the fake news issue,

while hitting an MSNBC investigative team made up of an explosive's expert, a black computer

hacker, a midget acrobat, and an alluring femme fatale. Williams says his team trailed a group of

conservatives to an abandoned warehouse in the waterfront district of Gotham City. They're using

the elaborate skills he acquired as a jewel thief in Monte Carlo. Williams says he managed to break

into the warehouse on notice and hang upside down from the ceiling in one of those wire contraptions.

Tom Cruise used in the first mission impossible movie, or possibly the second they all sort of

blend together. Williams went on to tell MSNBC viewers that he witnessed a group of conservatives

performing bizarre hypnosis experiments on left-wing virgins in order to convince them to seduce

Russian agents of Vladimir Putin to hack into DNC computers and skew the results of the election by

releasing a quote, cheese pizza unquote, which is dark web slang for a flat round piece of baked

bread dough topped with spicy tomato sauce and melted mozzarella, which is apparently impossible

for American voters to resist. Williams managed to break this story before he was kidnapped by

conservative thugs and beaten to a lying sack of pulp. Another crusader against fake news is

Hillary Clinton, the former, something or other, I can't remember now what she did. Mrs. Clinton

says fake news is being generated by the same vast right-wing conspiracy that tried to convince her

husband had been serially unfaithful with an uncountable number of young, warm, vivacious,

sexually welcoming women because he couldn't stand the sight of the ice made in the married,

purely for political purposes. Mrs. Clinton says she discovered this fake news conspiracy

after flying into Bosnia under sniper fire, where she found a video maker manufacturing

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