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🗓️ 27 February 2021
⏱️ 89 minutes
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0:00.0 | the day of boys. |
0:08.0 | Howdy. Hi. I'd like to check in for my flight. Excuse me. Yes. |
0:12.0 | The bins are on the left. Once you empty your bin, please place it in the appropriate |
0:17.0 | receptacles. Take your shoes off. Yes, you sir. You, you with the Texas whatever |
0:22.0 | Max is that coastal Rika Max that you got on was that I have a fight. I'm trying to |
0:27.0 | catch it. I'm trying to just be a as you say, you seem to be from El Barrio. I'm trying to be a |
0:32.0 | cognito. You know, I'm just trying to move. Well, let me tell you something. Nah, nah, nah. |
0:37.0 | The what happened was is that I came out here on spirit airlines and I didn't have no |
0:41.0 | money. So I had to get this fucking stupid ass job in the Mexican airport. So I could |
0:45.0 | pay my way back to fucking Jersey. All right. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm |
0:49.0 | missing out on bread right now. All right. The grand party. This is probably the skip |
0:52.0 | button for this story because I really need to catch my flight and you're really |
0:55.0 | taking up the entire time and I'm just trying to have her here with my dub daughters and my |
1:00.0 | second. Can I suck a you lawyer? I'm asked for one second. Please. Can I take a look at |
1:04.0 | your face? I need to see your face. I don't want to supersrate. No, no, I need a |
1:09.0 | sir. Sir, I'm a federal agent of the of the law. So please let me see your face. |
1:13.0 | I'll pull it down, but I'm warning you. I'm very sexy. Okay. Wait. One, two, three. |
1:16.0 | I'm sorry. I'm not. I am not Jason. Now you take cruise. They're not you take |
1:28.0 | cruise. What? No. You take crew. Rafael Rafael. The one in says on your passport. |
1:33.0 | And you take. Don't talk to me like that. Let's just have Canada. Don't talk to me like |
1:38.0 | that. Okay, I'm white. I'm white. I'm white. How do you know? I'm not. No, you're not. |
1:44.0 | Shut the fuck up your past name for your name is not fire motherfucker. You like a fucking point of the image of |
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