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Bodega Boys

Ep 236: Ped-o-perfect

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2021

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

The Brand is Strong! The Bronx's very own Desus Nice & THE KID MERO aka the Bodega Boys are giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Live from our homes! This week: super-spreaders, hip-hop, politics, and more

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0:00.0

the day of boys.

0:08.0

Howdy. Hi. I'd like to check in for my flight. Excuse me. Yes.

0:12.0

The bins are on the left. Once you empty your bin, please place it in the appropriate

0:17.0

receptacles. Take your shoes off. Yes, you sir. You, you with the Texas whatever

0:22.0

Max is that coastal Rika Max that you got on was that I have a fight. I'm trying to

0:27.0

catch it. I'm trying to just be a as you say, you seem to be from El Barrio. I'm trying to be a

0:32.0

cognito. You know, I'm just trying to move. Well, let me tell you something. Nah, nah, nah.

0:37.0

The what happened was is that I came out here on spirit airlines and I didn't have no

0:41.0

money. So I had to get this fucking stupid ass job in the Mexican airport. So I could

0:45.0

pay my way back to fucking Jersey. All right. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm

0:49.0

missing out on bread right now. All right. The grand party. This is probably the skip

0:52.0

button for this story because I really need to catch my flight and you're really

0:55.0

taking up the entire time and I'm just trying to have her here with my dub daughters and my

1:00.0

second. Can I suck a you lawyer? I'm asked for one second. Please. Can I take a look at

1:04.0

your face? I need to see your face. I don't want to supersrate. No, no, I need a

1:09.0

sir. Sir, I'm a federal agent of the of the law. So please let me see your face.

1:13.0

I'll pull it down, but I'm warning you. I'm very sexy. Okay. Wait. One, two, three.

1:16.0

I'm sorry. I'm not. I am not Jason. Now you take cruise. They're not you take

1:28.0

cruise. What? No. You take crew. Rafael Rafael. The one in says on your passport.

1:33.0

And you take. Don't talk to me like that. Let's just have Canada. Don't talk to me like

1:38.0

that. Okay, I'm white. I'm white. I'm white. How do you know? I'm not. No, you're not.

1:44.0

Shut the fuck up your past name for your name is not fire motherfucker. You like a fucking point of the image of

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