Welcome to Kump.

Zora Mandami has won the New York City mayoral election.

We are now living in a socialist state, in the socialist city, the socialist Apple, if you will.

How does it feel?

Feels, just wildness in the streets.

There's, it's, I smell burning garbage.

I smell, um, all sorts of meat, rotting.

But that's, that's normal for me.

There's dogs roaming wild.

And we have a story, a story which plays into that.

But I mean, I, you know, it doesn't surprise me that dogs are being hunted by the police

because I see random wild dogs roaming the streets at all times.

Kids without parents, parents at brunch.

And it's just sickening.

It's just, I mean, nothing worse than brunch.

You know, why don't you get a job, a real job where you lift heavy metal and rocks?

And also, you know, while we're here, you know, I usually do it a little later.

Why don't you like and subscribe to the show, please?

You know, people say, why, you know, you take it too easy for people.

You got to do a call to action, right?

I try to be laid back and go, hey, you know, subscribe to the show, like and subscribe.

And also hit the notification bell, right? And you go, and you mention the Patreon, you go, I always say it's a good deal, right? It's five bucks a month and you get an extra episode every month, every week. So it's four, you know, every, every, every, every, every, every, I don't count with the weeks. It's every week. You're rich in episodes. You're rich in episodes. But, you know, people say, you know, I'm too coy about it. So I'll just say, I need the money. I need it. I really need the money. So if you have the money, you get something in return. But I'm not a wealthy man.

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