Ep 235: Jordan Jensen

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2025

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Jordan Jensen joins Mark and Sam this week for a wild one—airport brawls, candy addictions, and what happens when you grow up playing “No Kisses Today” with your mom. They break down the chaos of taping a Netflix special, the psychology of Spanx, and why Toronto might just beat New York. Plus, old-school peeves, parenting confessions, and a strong anti-tampon stance you didn’t see coming. Sponsored by: 💸 Get your 1-month trial of Shopify for just $1 https://www.shopify.com/DRUNK 🧔‍♂️ Start your free online Hims visit today https://www.hims.com/DRUNK 🎧 Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD 🛒 Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ 🎬 Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #JordanJensen #RocketMoney #CornbreadHemp #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	We're starting.
0:05.0	We're starting.
0:07.0	Hey, hey.
0:08.0	Dude, yeah, before we were rolling, you were just talking, it was interesting to me.
0:12.0	I was like, maybe we should roll on this because you were talking about doing Europe and having a kid.
0:17.0	Yes, yeah, it's a whole new part of the road now. The road used to be just like, write jokes, get drunk, see Denver.
0:24.4	Now it's like, my kid, I'm missing him.
0:27.2	And you gotta think he's four months old.
0:29.3	So his life is like, like 15 days out of his life is like, that's a third.
0:33.6	You're missing stuff.
0:34.6	I'm missing stuff.
0:35.4	Did you miss anything big? Nothing big, but she's like, he rolled over, which is so funny.
0:39.3	Like talking about a human, like, he rolled over, what the fuck, you know?
0:43.3	It's like a celebrity.
0:44.3	Like, oh my God, she took a nap.
0:46.3	But the kid is doing, he almost said a word.
0:49.3	She was like, you know, he was like, where's dad at his first word?
0:52.3	His first word was neglect.
0:59.9	But yeah, so, but I'm back because she went away. You can miss a word even if you're here.
1:01.5	Oh, good point.
1:02.2	You can miss a word if you're at this podcast.
1:03.6	That's a good point.
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