Welcome to the news and why it matters. I am not a Girl Scout troop leader and I am not a member

of a Steve Irwin family. As has already been mentioned to me several times already.

So why are you dressed like that?

I am Zaryg Zalas today. Are you a Girl Scout leader in Steve Irwin's family?

Is it possible that both of them are? Oh no. But apparently nobody here liked my dress.

No. That's what I've gotten. No, not you, everyone else.

The point is you're the only one that ever looks halfway decent on the show.

So before we get started I would also like to point out that we actually had to delay the show

because Stu over here was doing something very important. Could you tell everyone what you're doing?

We're sitting yet another new high score in our Gallagher game which now we have a full-size arcade

unit of Gallagher and I had to commit mass fleet suicide at 613,000 because of the stupid show.

So think about that when you're listening today. I mean it was intense though.

So incredible sacrifice. It was but I mean clothes started coming off.

Oh yeah I kept getting hot. Oh yeah I was looking at it and really sweating.

It was the hardest I've worked out years. It's really embarrassing.

All right well I'm glad I could be of service to you. What's your top story?

My Gallagher score would be top but we already covered that. So we'll go to the state of the 2020

presidential race for the Democrats. Interesting. All right Pat.

The presumption of innocence in America is dead. Go on.

Okay all right Jason. Civil war.

Okay obviously. Obviously Jason's in for Glent.

Obviously a lot to get into. Jason but before we do that I want to thank our sponsor

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