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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

EP 235 - ANDY ZALTZMAN

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

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Politics, Comedy, News, News Commentary

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

This week I'm delighted to have the host of the News Quiz and - more importantly - the test match special stats guy, Andy Zaltzman. We talk Tory infighting, satire in the Sunak/Starmer age and also why test cricket should be marketed like an HBO box-set. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true BOOK TICKETS FOR MY 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

What must be impulse? Hello and I'm

0:20.0

Welcome to episode 235 of what most people think and I hope you are having a good week. We're recording this on the Monday and I went out.

0:22.0

I went out on Saturday of last week, bit of an all-dayer,

0:25.0

and on the Sunday had that tragic thing of thinking that I had escaped the hangover.

0:29.1

Got up, felt okay, just worrying about my business on the Sunday, felt okay, went for a run even on

0:35.2

Sunday early evening, still felt okay, and then about 7 PM, just when you think it's safe to

0:40.9

go back in the water, or do a reference from the 70s?

0:45.0

I felt like absolute shit and it was just it was just a slap in the face I

0:49.8

deserved that I really did deserve that but anyway it was a good fun event to a bit of daytime club and you can't beat it.

0:56.2

Also, thanks for everybody.

0:57.3

The came to the tour events last week.

1:00.0

I did the tour show in Aldershot for the first time.

1:02.3

We had the best part of 500 people there and that was awesome and then I did Tring on the Friday and I had the well I had a very traumatic moment on the way to Tring and I shared on social media and thanks for all the sympathy but I went through a McDonald's drive-thru and I ordered a Big Mac meal and yeah I got two miles up the road opened it up and it was a

1:26.8

chicken sandwich and you know you just you know you're just trying to catch a

1:30.3

break in life I was just like just things ain't going my way, man.

1:33.4

I just getting this feeling like 20-24 is not going to be my year.

1:36.4

A McChicken sandwich meal.

1:38.5

I'm not on a diet.

1:40.0

That's the only other reason you'd have a chicken McSowage meal.

1:43.0

And also I've got to say this about the shrinkflation that is going on in food is fucking off the scale.

1:49.0

I had a sausage and egg mac muffin the other day, because the diet is going really well this year let me tell

1:52.8

I had a sausage and egg-muffin and I swear to God I could hold it between my finger and my

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