Ep 232: Ed Helms SNAFU
We Might Be Drunk
Sam Morril and Mark Normand
4.7 β’ 2.8K Ratings
ποΈ 19 May 2025
β±οΈ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's start up. |
| 0:07.0 | Let's roll. |
| 0:08.0 | How about you, Ed? |
| 0:09.0 | You like the booze? |
| 0:10.0 | Nah. |
| 0:11.0 | Come on! |
| 0:12.0 | I mean, I used to like it and it does weird things to my heart. |
| 0:19.0 | Oh, really? Yeah, I think it's bad for you i just kind of stopped it kind of |
| 0:24.8 | sets my heart in weird rhythms and oh geez so you just stick with cocaine yeah i drink cocaine |
| 0:33.4 | yeah that is tough it's super weird but it's great i wonder if that would work if you mixed it in like a liquid IV, you know, if that would get you... |
| 0:40.3 | No one's ever wanted to waste that much cocaine. |
| 0:42.3 | I guess you're right. |
| 0:43.3 | It would dissolve. |
| 0:44.3 | What I do is I melt it, see, and then I get it in a syringe and I inject it into my eyeball. |
| 0:50.3 | Is that free basing? No, that's where you smoke it. It's freeballing. This is the nerdyest |
| 0:56.0 | drug conversation. I know. Is that what freebase? This is like those conversations a kid has |
| 1:01.6 | with their dad where the dad's like, now listen, I don't want you to do the Coke, the thing that |
| 1:09.8 | you snort. |
| 1:11.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.7 | They're just like, Dad, you don't snort marijuana. |
| 1:14.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:15.8 | How do you know? |
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