Kill a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse, go!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, go, we're joined by Humphrey Car, British comedian, and we talk about what happened in San Diego.

Let's just say things didn't go as smoothly as we expected. Let's go.

It's Jordan, Jesse, go. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective.

You know what this week's Jordan, Jesse, go, is going to be Jordan?

What is it? A tale of triumph.

Over adversity or...

I wouldn't even say, I mean adversity, it has to rise to a certain level to even be called adversity.

And for us, for a pair of media giants like us, I don't think what we've faced recently would even meet the standard of adversity.

I would say it's like a bee sting on a bear.

Okay, so we're trying thinking over slight annoyance.

I was going to say going crazy and then eating a salmon out of a river.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, no, try and think over wild annoyance.

I mild annoyance.

Boy, I mean, I actually had an endeavor that I would consider a giant failure recently.

Can we introduce our guests?

Can we introduce our guests and we'll talk about this.

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