You match with Maya on Tinder, you agree you don't fancy each other, but she makes you laugh till it hurts.

She dragged you to a mate house on the outskirts of the city, and you actually have a great time.

You connect with some new people, like Isaac, and decide to go to the gallery in the city centre,

where you bond over your shared appreciation of silence.

And bit by bit, the world starts to feel so full of possibilities and you think what if I hadn't met

Maya on tinder it starts with a swipe download the app now

Oh well Well Juden, can I just apologize? May I just start with a huge apology?

And then may I just say, you know that picture you put up on the notice board, and some people are rather confused as to whether you put it up or I put it up.

And I'd like to say at this point, before I apologize to something else you should know it's better than that to even have to question

whether what was it one because I have to say something to you just that picture of figs the fig tardy put up they look like they look like oh oh oh now you said that we haven't said that yes well I know I'm still thinking I made, I had the book club around last night.

Oh Jesus! Yes, yes. How many?

Although only four of us, it was a pulled supper and I just, but I don't know why I got myself into all with that mood of trying

something new and I did and I did these tarts very simple dealier recipe cannot

tell you how easy it was you know you could even you could do this well you say that I wouldn't want to make

the tomato one because that well that's very true make me poorly why would

want that and why would I want the Bumple one?

Well I all I could say is that A they looked magnificent and B

even better they tasted delicious and I yeah I was very pleased with

myself I put the face face on yeah I know but Judith it was an

assembly line job wasn't it well of course it was you know me I mean I

you know I like to make it look like I'm I'm terribly industrious, but I'm not really... Was it just rolled puff pastry?

Yes, and then you had to mush up. I've even put... I've been very very conscientious and I've put on the on the notice board the

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