Ep 231: The Bloud

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2021

⏱️ 98 minutes

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The Brand is Strong! The Bronx's very own Desus Nice & THE KID MERO aka the Bodega Boys are giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Live from our homes! This week: the coup, athletes, hiphop and more!

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0:00.0	The day of boys
0:07.2	You're yeah without without without with up see boy Jesus was going on hot lap me. I don't use the answer the phone. What the fuck is this?
0:13.9	Yeah, it's a guy. It's a two-pale to Trumpita. Merrill Merrill
0:19.8	Excuse who now this is this is Trumpita. I know your friend your little Dominican friend that is the impressions
0:26.1	Wait wait wait you work on a show you like a P.A. or something
0:33.0	Danny. It's Danny Trump. Donald Trump. I don't want to make it hat. I don't want to make it hat. I'm on the cell phone
0:40.7	Number I don't worry about that. I got secret service. I got plugs. Listen. This is your fire. Did you just get in peace?
0:47.8	No, no, no, no, no
0:49.8	They stole the election. They stole it. Listen to me. Yo, my man. You have people run up in the capital with
0:55.6	Burners and beat up cops. All right, like I mean I didn't say listen. Do is I do I do
1:03.1	You know what I mean, I can't control everybody. I can only control myself
1:07.0	That's all I gotta say a lot of people say you can control the people. I can't I can only control myself
1:11.6	I can't even control my balls. How am I supposed to control what do you what do you want me for what do you call me for?
1:17.7	Listen, this is really quick. I just want to get this done really quickly. I got banned from Twitter. I saw that I saw that I know you tight
1:24.6	You have a lot of followers. You have a lot of followers in Twitter. I do. Yeah, yeah
1:28.5	I just I just need to borrow your Twitter for like half an hour, please
1:33.7	Fet I do it about the golden girl so people think it's you I promise you'll fam fam you got barefoot Twitter
1:39.8	You were president. You got a barefoot Twitter. You got a piece twice like I don't think like
1:44.4	Honestly, as an American he's ever done it
1:46.3	I'm the most illustrious president ever nobody's ever been in peach twice in the history of the United States
1:51.9	I'm gonna keep you as an American. I feel like if I let you tweet that would be disrespectful and that would you know
1:58.8	That'd be sedation but as a real uptown nigga like I'm saying like how much you try to pay for this shit right now
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