Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Short hair versus long hair, spider-man 3 in its ethical implications, and you're the reason that daddy left. Let's go!

Welcome to Jordan, Jesse, GO! I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris,

boy detective. We're enjoying the seaside this week in the introduction. This is our summer kickoff show.

Boom! Yes! We've also got some amazing values on the showroom floor.

Spidey threes in theaters and Jordan and Jesse are at the beach. You know what that means?

Summer time, funmer time. I'm wearing a white t-shirt over my bathing suit when I go swimming.

Oh yeah. Because I'm fat. Two fat. Two fat. That's fine.

Rucker Howard, we were going to have Rucker Howard on the show. He called me up and he is sick.

So everyone, Rucker Howard is sick, hopefully he will come back and be on the show sometime.

So for when he does, please, if you would please email or post on the form or snail mail, get well cards, chicken soup, anything.

So we can make sure to give it to him. When Rucker comes on and hopefully it will be in,

we're taking next week off, actually, because we're both going to be out of town.

A week after that, we've got Mike Schmidt from the Never Not Funny Podcast coming in.

So probably in three or four weeks, we'll have Rucker back on.

So that's more than enough time for us to accumulate a lot of goodwill messages. We love you, Rucker.

If you want to draw him a picture, you don't have to email it. You could also send it to the snail mail address,

which by the way is on the website and just click on about it and we'll see the address there.

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