I say Animagus, you say Animagus. Let's claw the whole thing off. You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Animal People. Literal animal people. I thought you'd come and help your friend. Your father would have done the same for me. Brave of you, not to run for a teacher.

I'm grateful it will make everything much easier.

If you want to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us too.

You'll have to kill all three of us.

There'll be only one murder here tonight. I'm Heather Price Wright.

And I'm Alex Dallenberg. Hi there, guys. How are you doing? How are you doing, Alex?

I feel pretty good. It was a rough weekend, kind of. It was a good weekend, but we like saw way more people

than we normally see.

So I'm feeling a little haggard today. A little haggard? A little haggard today.

You're hungover, Harry. Yeah, too much fire whiskey, I think.

Well, here we are making an episode of the Quibbler. This week's chapters are appropriately doozies.

They are cat, rat, and dog, and moony, wormtail, padfoot, and prongs.

In case it wasn't clear, we are still in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azcaband.

We're almost done with this book.

Things are getting bananas.

In this podcast, especially this week, you will hear cursing and spoilers.

Big old pizza spoilers.

You will also hear some adult themes.

This week's adult themes are ankle biters, monologues, bioengineering, gone awry,

frenemies, and cliffhangers.

Big old cliffhanger.

Oh yeah, the end of this chapter, or the end of this set of chapters is like,

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