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In five four, see we just jump right in three, two, one. What's up? You smelly sexy bitches to another episode of the genius brain podcast.

Did I hit record on this video camera? Yes, I did just to make damn sure. I'm not sure if this is lined up. Whatever.

It's good enough. Today we have a very unspecial guest.

There's a living piece of trash that I've invited into my home.

First of all, you're always supposed to have one.

Look at that mic next to your face. Do you understand me?

It's supposed to even do this.

Put that mic next to your face. You can move it. It's an articulating arm. I thought you weren't production, dude.

Yeah.

Let me tell you something about this girl.

All right. So this girl used to work for me.

And then I got fired.

She got fired because I sucked because she sucked at her job.

And not because she's actually sucked is because she got fucking lazy.

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