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Bodega Boys

Ep 229: Post Barry

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2020

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

The Brand is Strong! The Bronx's very own Desus Nice & THE KID MERO aka the Bodega Boys are giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Live from our homes! This week: the Obama interview, the brand, vaccines, and more!

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0:00.0

I'm gonna get back in the building get that excitement get that energy also your shout out to us being poppin off to be able to

0:18.5

the first people get the back to like the set to work with the ship but no but listen we pop it like what do we die you get the

0:30.2

vaccine when you pop it exactly we died you know in the world we lose all this hip hop hip hop real hip hop now hip hop

0:35.9

you got to do this like the socialness like everything be like the exact same alright yo Martinez Baker Martinez and Baker yo

0:45.1

you know how you make it so hot with the government names yo Joe Joe Martinez no no stupid yeah yeah well you always want to come in here talking about yo I'm

0:57.5

Ray Ray yo I'm murder black like fuck out of here nigga your name is Clarence nigga fuck out of here it's coming here coming here sit down yo yo

1:05.5

Daniel's Univision like could you just like we're here wow excuse me sorry I'm sorry you want this vaccine right you want this

1:14.2

vaccine right I'm sorry you miss it I'm sorry I want this vaccine God will take the shit back scene you feel me oh

1:21.1

Jamaica right I take it back scene you Jamaica right that's good right so you actually be the fuck I was good that was good you

1:27.1

said yeah yo yo she kind of killed it she kind of killed that was like a little watch out cuz you know I'm saying like don't let

1:32.8

no one from show time talk to her that's right I'm gonna be the fuck about the girl nigga anyway sit down let me tie your arms

1:37.8

okay shit hold on stay still I'm trying to find your vein I'm making stay still I'm not even

1:46.7

fuck do I'm trying to find your vein excuse yo it's oh my god yo excuse me my sister please

1:54.8

Jesus I'm gonna say one more time damn I'm not moving I'm not moving I'm right here like

2:01.1

I have my certificate from phlobiting me from the University of Phoenix you gonna tell me that

2:06.4

you're not moving I'm a expert phlob bottom is stay still thank you massive TV before I go out here I'm

2:11.0

slow all right I'm all okay with something all right you're gonna feel a little pinch

2:16.7

oh there you go all right now that's good now you got that now you got the vaccine now you got

2:23.8

the vaccine you're welcome by the way because you didn't say thank you at any point you did not say

2:29.5

thank you oh you wait a minute you didn't you didn't even take that out of a fridge was that just

2:35.1

so what yeah you got me kept cold it is stupid I put a ice pack on it it's in my lunch I put it

2:41.8

with my lunch yo just give him okay yo can we can I just get my shit we get the fuck out of here bro

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