Kill a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse, go!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, go! We explore the origins of the atoms family and Jordan suffers.

Well, let's call it a yoga injury. Let's go!

It's Jordan, Jesse, go! I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Oh, it's a beautiful day in Los Angeles. A beautiful father's day.

Jesse, happy father, your first father's day.

Thank you very much. I have conceived human life, implanted it in my wife.

She grew it to full term, then expelled it.

So you got a macaroni card.

Oh, no, that asshole kid did not do anything for me.

Really? Yeah, and we went to brunch.

And the whole time he was paid, right?

No, he acted like it was his show.

He's flapping his arms because he wants more yogurt bites, this asshole.

I can't believe I'm sorry, man.

Should we bring our guest into the mix here?

I mean, if it's not that asshole kid of yours.

No, I pride.

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