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🗓️ 15 January 2020
⏱️ 82 minutes
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0:00.0 | Bobby Lee here. I have some dates to promote January 17th, this weekend I'll be at the Irvine Improv. |
0:06.4 | Please come and say hello, please. The next week after that I'm going to be in Omaha. |
0:11.6 | The weekend of the 24th. The weekend of the 24th I'm going to be in Omaha, the weekend of the 24th. I'm going to be in Omaha, Nebraska at the Funny Bone. |
0:17.0 | I'm excited for that because I've canceled a couple times there, but I've always heard that's a great club and I cannot wait to go so come see me there |
0:26.3 | And then February 13th the 16th. I'm gonna be at the Chicago Improv in Schaumburg and that's gonna it's one of my home clubs clubs I hope you come I love it enjoy the show I'm going to go and Everything's on? Okay, do the |
0:57.0 | everything's on? Okay, do the countdown. |
0:58.0 | Everything's on. Okay, do the countdown. |
1:00.0 | Five, four, three, namaste day bonjure welcome to another episode of T B I'm your |
1:09.6 | captain your host some people call you I'm people call you, I'm a prophet, you mean I'm a vessel with the Lord. |
1:16.7 | I have my beautiful Filipino half white. |
1:20.3 | Oh, you have to say that. |
1:22.3 | Girlfriend, I have to put that white in. It makes it fancier. You know, my half |
1:27.6 | breed here, my beautiful, we got full Filipino thank you |
1:34.7 | your face isn't that flat today. Oh it more you're welcome to her. Thank you. A little bit of me. Yeah. Yeah. We got country white, George, everyone knows him, he's got a pink dick, it's translucent, it's wonderful, right? |
1:50.0 | We got high Asian. The fucking always high. |
1:55.0 | Look at him. |
1:56.0 | You can barely open his eyes. |
1:57.0 | His eyes are gookey as it is, |
1:59.0 | and then all of a sudden he gets high. |
2:01.0 | Oh, it's a struggle. It's a real struggle. You guys I want to say this. You know I have dreams and I love |
2:10.8 | meeting people and I love East Coast. I do I love Jersey mics. I do I love I love I love |
2:19.7 | They have a lot of Nigerians over there in the streets, you know what I mean? |
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