Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

Trains now on Uber. T's and sees apply check the Uber app. The Lala Lala. A. Lala. La la la la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

la, la, la, la,

Oh my God, generally, we better stop.

Do you know, suddenly I'm transported to sort of standing next to you in infant school and swaying a bit.

You weren't in my infant school.

You'd have been in the third year.

A big school. You always do it. In the third year of Big Wiggle.

You always do it.

I just have to paint a picture for our listeners.

I just have to paint slightly distressing picture because Judith Holder is sitting opposite

me. We are together in the room with Daisy.

We're not in our very old studio cup, but we've been allowed into the boredom.

Judith is wearing a pea green beret which she hasn't taken off despite the fact she's indoors.

Now I don't know whether this is a fashion statement Judith, a heat statement, or just an

affectation.

I think it's all three. I think it may be a cry for help.

Basically it's all about the green tights look, bright green tights.

Right green tights. Right green beret. I'm calling it a beret because I'm all because I'm trying to

legitimise my accessory of a bright green we've talked about the over matching problem before. I mean just because you have a bag of a certain colour

it doesn't mean to dictate your outfit but I will say the green tights are a triumph.

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