Ep. 227 Joseph Smith: Bring Back Marley’s Mellow Mood

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

True Crime, History, Comedy

4.4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

We're back with a BIG series. Prep your magic underwear and throw out your alcohol, we're diving headfirst into Joseph Smith! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the founder of Mormonism's childhood and awkward teen years. I wonder if this foo ever needed to borrow a pencil. Hey! We're headed to Austin, TX this year for RTX! Come through and join us for an amazing Cult Podcast panel. Tickets are available now at https://bit.ly/CultPodcast just make sure to use code: CultPodcast at checkout! Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody. This is Armando Torres and you're listening to the show before the show and I'm Paige Wesley and with us
0:05.8	We have Arizona iced tea the taller the can the closer to God
0:12.0	Fuck yeah, baby Arizona iced tea
0:15.0	I wish we could see we're sponsored, but we're not we're not. It's just delicious. Yeah
0:21.3	This is an episode filled with horrible high school decisions made by myself and delicious high school decisions made by both of us
0:28.9	correct and and then a plethora of very weird decisions and happenings that happen to one
0:35.8	Joseph Smith Jr
0:39.8	Moves in the house
0:42.8	Listen Paige, this is our first episode on Mormonism and I gotta say I'm looking forward to more, man
0:53.9	Okay, I mean we're gonna do more
0:59.6	Yeah
1:00.6	Mon anyway, so this is a great episode and we'll explain sort of the way that we are
1:07.2	Tackling the Mormons and the way that we're doing these series as soon as we get into the show, but before that
1:12.4	We've got a couple announcements. First of all, hey, look you want to support the show go to patreon.com slash Colt podcast baby
1:22.2	Secondly, um, you want to see the show? I don't know why I said it so creepy. Yeah
1:28.6	You show me. I'll show you my show if you show me
1:34.0	No, it's gross. No, you don't deserve this Arizona. I see
1:40.6	I need the floral print in my belly. Um, look
1:44.6	Not creepy if you want to see us perform live
1:48.1	We are going to be both doing a live Colt podcast panel and
1:52.8	Paige and I will both be in an RTX stand-up comedy show on July 1st at
1:59.6	RTX in Austin, Texas, baby
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