Ep. 227: ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Season 5, Week 5 Recap w/ Geoff Keith & Ian Gulbransen
The E & G Podcast
Ian Gulbransen
4.8 • 637 Ratings
🗓️ 10 September 2018
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
S5 E8 & E9: Chatting About the pick of Colton for Bachelor & Week 5 of ‘BiP’
After a mostly uneventful two episodes we discuss the "big news" of Colton being named the next Bachelor & social media's reaction to the most foreshadowed choice in #BachelorNation history. Why does Tia get to give relationship advice when she's 26 going on 17? Geoff has a new theory that we're really watching a prank show masquerading as a reality show. Ian doesn't know how much longer he can put up with the forced, non-entertaining story lines & would rather watch Master Chef where the characters are really cooking (nailed it). The boys discuss what the hell we were even watching with Eric's edit who decided to be the Bigger man & leave (we're on a roll). Will Canadian Kevin propose to Astrid? As long as Neil Lane gives him a decent exchange rate on the ring (stop us when you've had enough). Who will propose & who will accept? Does Venmo John leave Paradise STD-free? All this and more on this week's episode. #BachelorInParadise
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody. This is Jorge from Bachelor in Paradise. You're listening to my favorite podcast, E&G, Bachelor Nation favorite podcast. |
| 0:09.4 | Paradise. |
| 0:15.9 | You, you guys are getting out there, man. You guys are, you guys are diligent. |
| 0:27.9 | I'd say with lace, it's dicks over chicks, 100% of the time. I wanted her to be happy. And what choice that was was up to her. |
| 0:37.2 | Be busy. I'm in it to minute. I love that. They're so fun. |
| 0:43.9 | Thanks, Jeff. Thanks, Ian. |
| 0:46.4 | What's up everybody and welcome back to the hate free and always in good fun. E.N.G. |
| 0:50.1 | podcast and Lashina Tova to all our Jewish listeners. |
| 0:54.6 | Happy Russia Shana out there. |
| 0:56.3 | Ian, oh my God, so many hours of Bachelor in Paradise last week. |
| 1:01.9 | We're finally getting to the recap. |
| 1:04.0 | I was out of town. |
| 1:05.0 | We're all both busy. |
| 1:06.0 | We're getting to the recap. |
| 1:06.8 | We're getting them done, though. |
| 1:09.7 | I just want to start with this, Ian, really quickly. |
| 1:13.3 | Just to give an idea of how bad this season is, even on Vulture, where they do recaps, there's a lot of people that write recaps. |
| 1:21.0 | Allie Barthwell, she's always covering The Bachelor. She even makes it a point to talk about how, like, excruciatingly bad the season is and how |
| 1:31.0 | there's so many hours we're watching and she goes we could have been watching she goes we could |
| 1:36.1 | be watching two and a half movies she goes we literally could have been watching titanic and then |
| 1:39.7 | dunkirk she goes think about how long that is, sitting down watching Titanic and then watching |
| 1:45.3 | Dunkirk. And she goes, now imagine that instead of Leo DiCaprio and Harry Styles and Tom Hardy, |
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