Ep 227: A Fundamental Disunderstanding

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2024

⏱️ 95 minutes

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In This Episode: We have the HOTTEST TAKE in Judgies history, we read about a woman's terrible first date experience, a boyfriend gets mad over using the wrong wine glass, a wife demands her husband to shower at night, a guy gets a married woman pregnant, and a best friend refuses to keep an affair a secret. And for this week's Circle Jerdge Christian brings us some of the funniest jokes he's seen. Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link: https://tiltify.com/@judgies-pod/judgies-for-free-palestine www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Terrible First Date https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/1e8zueo/yesterday_i_had_the_most_horrible_date_of_my_life/ Partner gets mad I used the wrong wine glass https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1fql1gv/aita_for_going_to_bed_early_because_my_partner/ Wife demands I shower at night https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1flashl/aita_wife_demands_i_shower_at_night_not_am_calls/ Got married woman pregnant https://www.reddit.com/r/AITA_WIBTA_PUBLIC/comments/1fj1253/aita_for_getting_a_married_woman_pregnant_and_not/ Woman refuses to keep best friend's affair a secret https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/comments/1fy00em/im_about_to_ruin_my_best_friends_life_and_i_dont/ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 5:36 Mail Time 12:57 r/actuallesbians: terrible date 28:46 r/aita: for having my eyes glazed over 35:43 Circle Jerdge: Christian tries some jokes 54:18 Listener Sound 57:38 Listener submission: Hate my bf breathing on me like a dog 1:06:18 r/aita: Wife wants me to shower at night 1:12:37 r/aita_wita_public: Getting a married woman pregnant and not telling husband 1:17:19 r/offmychest: about to ruin bff life and don't care 1:20:24 Hottest take in Judgies history Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 tabs open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.
0:24.0	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:26.0	Download your new favourite bank.
0:28.0	UK residents tease and sees apply. Oh, you What you guys guys been up to? Anything fun, interesting, exciting? Not depressing?
1:00.0	Um, well today, Olson woke up at like 5 o'clock in the morning.
1:07.0	So that was...
1:08.0	5.11 is...
1:09.0	I'm not even came in and that's when I checked the clock.
1:11.0	And I forget.
1:12.0	Whoa. That's 311.
1:14.8	Amber is the color of my energy. Um, yeah, so he was up at the butt crack of dawn.
1:21.5	That was not fun. And so we went to Courtney's house today.
1:27.2	And she did my nails and we tried this these are regular nail polish just plain old regular nail polish.
1:34.0	This is some new product that is supposed to be allergen-free, which I'm not sure yet.
1:42.0	And then this one is just plain acrylic and I'm not sure if either one of those are going to work because they do look like they are starting to get red around my cuticle.
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