Here's everything I do in a day as an author.

My alarm went off at 11.55 a.m. so you know what time it was?

Coffee!

Then, I sat down and started writing.

At 12 p.m. I wrote a book called The Dander, a science fiction book about intelligent cat and dog dander.

Then, at 1 p.m., I wrote a historical fiction novel called Hip, Hip, Hooray, about the power of celebration.

At 2 p.m., I wrote a young adult action novel called The Adventures of Computertron.

I think my nephew's gonna love this one.

Then, I took a quick break for lunch, but while I was eating, inspiration struck.

So, I went back to my computer, and at 3 p.m., I wrote a recipe book called Peanut Butter

Upon Toast.

At 4 p.m., I kept working hard and wrote a book called The Lawsuit, which was set in the Harry Potter universe.

To lighten things up, at 5 p.m., I wrote a children's book called The Happy Smiler.

And then at 6 p.m., I wrote a book that was not for children, called the Wet Bedroom. And then at 8 p.m. I wrote a memoir called the 8 p.m. Blues. At 9 p.m. I wrote a horror book for dogs called

Oh, Owl.

Then it was time for a quick bathroom break, and while I was in there, I found myself inspired.

And at 10 p.m. I wrote a short story collection called Tales from the Bathroom.

At 11 p.m., I finished up a script for a podcast I've been writing for.

And that was all the work I did that day.

Around midnight, I sat down on the couch and watched my favorite TV show, The Real Housewives of Durbin, until 6 a.m.

Then I went to bed, and the cycle starts again.

Well, that's what it's like to be an author.

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