All right. Welcome to the Rad Dudecast.

Welcome to the Red Dudecastast. We got a complaint that we talk too much about the podcast at the beginning of the podcast.

Suck our dicks. Whatever. Yeah, that comment was deleted. That complaint does not exist.

Well, what I don't understand is here's the thing. How is that a complaint when literally every other podcast has two minutes of advertising? What that we say? He goes, stop talking about that thing. Do ads. It's like, you guys did it better. Like, people don't enjoy that stuff. Yeah, that's the thing. Just because everyone's doing it doesn't mean they're doing it right. They're doing it wrong. You guys were doing it right before. And that's why Becky is our producer. When we introduce a podcast, yeah, sometimes it takes 10 minutes because there's hilarious stuff happening during it. We're not just, we're just, we're not, there's no plan. There's not like, hey, let's do the podcast. Let's do advertising for 10 minutes. Yeah. We're like, Brendan's going to talk. We're going to try to ruin his dick. Yeah. And, uh,

that's no plan. There's not like, hey, let's do the podcast. Let's do advertising for 10 minutes. Yeah. We're like, Brendan's going to talk.

We're going to try to ruin his dick.

Yeah.

And that's about it. That's the plan. Most podcasts would be like, we have to get this out. We've got to get it out. Chris, we got to get all this information out. Brendan is trying to do that. and the game is that Greg and I are trying to derail him as much as we can. If we can bring it to where Brendan never even mentions our Twitter account, then we've won. That's why we're the biggest podcast in America. You got damn right, baby. Maybe the one. Nobody's checked. Nobody's checked the numbers. Nobody's checked the numbers. What's that? I checked them yesterday. Don't tell anyone that. The biggest podcast in the world. Well, I was about to say, the... I checked them yesterday. Don't tell anyone that.

The biggest podcast in the world.

Well, I was about to say, no, I checked them yesterday.

And they stopped using numbers for us.

It's too high.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like when numbers start getting names, like Googleplex?

What they've done, yes, exactly.

What they've done is they've started naming us after the highest mountains.

We're three Mount McKinley's, which is the highest number you can achieve.

Yeah.

Our first episode was 6x to the divided by the 90th.

I was like, I don't know these numbers.

Too big.

I got a call from Joe Rogan, and he said, what are you guys doing?

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