Dear members of the Lapsd Van Solar System,

Nothing is more important to us than the well-being of our growing community of anal explorers.

In light of increasing concern regarding COVID-19 novel coronavirus.

We at the LAPST fan wish to share the additional steps we are taking to ensure that

TLF remains a safe hygienic place for you to partake in proper penetration.

T.L.F has deployed additional housekeeping staff to clean and maintain our bottom feeding, college-based garages.

Housekeeping is using a lethal dose of poison to kill viruses,

and it is approved by the N-W-O to kill COVID-19.

We have also installed additional brand sanitizer stations throughout the building in order to continue to preserve the quality of our entertainment-based network branded vehicles.

We rely on the guidance of the CDC, who, and other public health authorities in our quest to leave

Nulman virus or patient untested.

Our policies will evolve as public health experts and Triple H understand more about the virus.

TLF's top priority is the health and safety of our listeners and their brown stink stars.

We will update our plans, and all of you, as the situation develops.

Thank you for always allowing the LAPST fan to give you what you need.

It's the Lapsd Fan Wrestling Podcast

with Jack An Carnesio and J.P. Sorrow.

It's still real to be, damn it!

The Lapsed Fan.

In all my years in professional wrestling,

I've never seen anything like it.

Oh my God!

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