It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack Encarnassio and J.P. Sorrow.

It's still real to be, damn it!

The Lapsed Fan.

In all my years in professional wrestling, I've never seen anything like it.

Oh my God!

Rob Kick in a beauty!

The God Almighty!

Let's kill me!

Well, it's the last fan man,

number one in the ring, forget about the start,

we the real king of swing.

When the bell goes hang, and a kick like me,

thrown in the corner is a splash like sting.

Even Jerry King, it'll take off the crown not in his head like

a steel low brown get low down but we go even higher flip you on your head

there's you no cool driver you be spitting more now if the dragon spits fire.

Give you more shock than when edge retires.

Dropping more truth than the kind of sniper.

Bless you with a coconut, Roddy Piper.

Jack and J P, D like YY D. Drop a cup. with a coconut rodty piper check of j p d like jy d drop the cupcakes of

groting the brain bob beads the best pot case for a start to close

if y'all benefit is a five second pose.

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