ep 223: Who Dat Bird (with J Train)
Friday Night Greg
Greg Stone
4.9 • 591 Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2019
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Jared, since the day I met him, has been judging me. |
| 0:20.0 | I met him at an open mic, and he was a new baby, new baby, never did comedy before. Greg came up to me wide-eyed. Why didn't go wide-eyed? I've been doing comedy for 30 years at that time. And I said this guy needs to have. No, wide-eyed, he didn't expect that I would be ball-busting from minute one. I went hey, man, you want to come to a mic? He goes, you're fat. Your face is fat. Can you walk to the mic? You look like you might be mentally handicapped, too. We were walking to that great mic that used to exist. We walked from Broadway to what's the mic that used to be at the haunted house. I was like the village. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The mic at a Times Square Arts Center. Times Square Arts Center. T-Sac. T-Sac. T-Sac. And it was on Fridays, and that dude used to run it that looked like fucking, he looked like. Chris. Chris, yeah. |
| 1:12.9 | He looked like the front man for Daughtry. |
| 1:14.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:17.1 | He did look like the guy in Daughtry lost a lot of weight. |
| 1:17.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:19.6 | The guy who shouldn't lose any more weight. |
| 1:21.5 | He was also really nice. |
| 1:23.0 | Yeah, that guy, he was great. |
| 1:24.7 | I love T-Sack. Like, it was just bought by someone who didn't understand comedy clubs. |
| 1:28.9 | It's like, all right, we're going to need four different showrooms at least. |
| 1:34.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:34.8 | At least. |
| 1:35.6 | And we'll have different shows running concurrent. |
| 1:37.9 | And we pay no one. |
| 1:39.6 | Yeah, we pay no one. |
| 1:40.6 | Nobody makes money. |
| 1:41.4 | And every showroom will be about one quarter full. |
| 1:45.9 | Headliners know we just make up names and say that's the headliner. |
| 1:50.2 | Whoa, Obama's here. |
| 1:51.6 | And the open mic will be on Friday night at seven. |
| 1:55.1 | Prime time. |
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