Ep 223: The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 5 November 2019
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Thumbed for an iffy prognosis, Lorem and Corbo peace out. Zarlene can't quite put her finger on a cause for the latest outbreak. Bobbi and Crick consult an index of away missions. Rip Stipley returns to the Sisyphus in time to lend a hand.
Improvised on August 4, 2019 from a suggestion by Cameron Witham via Twitter.
Edited by Eric Scull
Starring:
Rayna Caskey as En. Bobbi Intern, Engineer
Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson, Lt. Carl
Eli Mandel as Rip Stipley, Eerrrmmmm
Christopher Rathjen as Cmdr. Corbomite Hayes, Scooter
Nick Wagner as Ch'arles Lorem
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon, En. Operator
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| 0:16.5 | Huh. |
| 0:17.7 | Don't like the way you said that. Oh, no. No, it's okay. |
| 0:21.9 | Is something wrong, Dr. Salelson? |
| 0:23.5 | Nope, just. |
| 0:24.0 | I mean, she's just looking at my test results and saying, huh. |
| 0:27.5 | What's, I, I'm just going to, it's nothing. |
| 0:32.7 | I'm just going to scan you again, just for safety. |
| 0:37.6 | I mean, that planet was totally, like, normal. |
| 0:41.3 | Everything was fine. |
| 0:43.3 | And I didn't put anything in anything. |
| 0:46.4 | And then we beamed back up and... |
| 0:48.5 | I put even fewer things in things. |
| 0:50.5 | So I should definitely be okay. |
| 0:52.4 | Yeah, look at his test results. |
| 0:54.5 | Mm-hmm. Okay. I'm just, you know, I, it's, it's probably fine. Okay, so it's probably, probably, yeah, it's probably fine, Lauren. Oh, my God. Just, okay, just go back to engineering. Oh, my God. It's inconclusive and I don't want to say anything. Conclusive? Yes, I don't want to say anything. I'm dying. You're, no, well, here's the thing. I'm dying. You're gonna eventually anyway. Oh, my God. I just don't know how soon, well. I'm so sorry, Lauren. Unless there's something I don't know about you, Commander, you also will. Oh my God. Okay, well, this is, I'm not, |
| 1:30.8 | oh my God. I'm not prepared for this particular. Why didn't I put more things and more things? |
| 1:35.1 | You could waste in your life. Oh my God. All right, Bobby, it's just you and me on the bridge today, |
| 1:42.4 | so I've got the bridge and you and I need to work at least three stations. |
| 1:47.5 | I guess everybody's got something. |
| 1:49.9 | It sounded like they... |
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