EP 223 - Starmer Psychodrama with CHRIS MCCAUSLAND
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
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🗓️ 1 November 2023
⏱️ 39 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What most impulse? |
| 0:13.6 | Hello and welcome to episode 2123 of what most people think and yes the clocks went back and |
| 0:19.1 | it's my 46 consecutive year of being |
| 0:22.1 | surprised a thing that's happened every year do we ever get past this where you just oh it's got dark |
| 0:26.7 | early well you know that would be a natural consequence of the clocks going back and on Sunday night |
| 0:31.1 | I went to bed at 7 p.m and that was earlier than my 7 year old son I've never seen that look that he |
| 0:37.2 | gave me as I went up those stairs it was kind of like I just I just said to him, you're the man of the house now. I thought I put it on him. See how he copes. Kay. I'm going to be asleep. You need to protect the property and stand up for the Norcott name. This is what most people think. It's a podcast that generally comes at, politics and topical things from a slightly different social and political angle than the majority of the comedy scene. And today we've got for the first time on the podcast, it is, I'm very proud to say, Chris McCaorsden making his debut. Welcome, mate. How you doing, mate? It's taking 223 episodes for you to get around to asking me. Well, do the thing was, mate, you got so big at the time I started doing this podcast and there's some people, you just feel, well, he's doing all the TV shows. Why would you want to do my little podcast, mate? You've had a stonking couple of years, man. You've got, we will get onto this layer, but your tour starts. Is it early next year? Yeah, starts in January. Yeah. And do you know what, mates as well? I mean, me and you pretty much the same in terms of our straight white male, |
| 1:33.1 | 46 years old. We've been doing comedy the same length of time every time the clock's changed, |
| 1:37.9 | mate. Honestly, I have to kind of go and look up what way around it goes and what that means |
| 1:42.8 | for me. I can never just know in my head, oh, that means I get an extra hour. I always have to go and look up what way around it goes and what that means for me. I can never just know in my head, oh, that means I get an extra hour. I always have to go and look it up. I never know when Halloween isn't. I know Guy Falk's night is on the same night, but Halloween is a bit like Easter. It's a bit of a floater, isn't it? I don't know, like some fucking zombie panel or committee somewhere says was going to be on a Tuesday this year. No, no, no. Halloween's always on the 31st, mate. |
| 2:04.8 | It's just... like some fucking zombie panel or committee somewhere says it's going to be on a Tuesday this year |
| 2:01.5 | no no no Halloween's always on the 30 first mate it's just that everyone does the big parties on |
| 2:06.4 | the closest Saturdays so that well see I base it on sexy women in cat outfits I think that that |
| 2:12.2 | whatever day I see that that is Halloween that's that you see this is the one difference between me and |
| 2:17.1 | you then mate is you rely on your eyesight and you're looking out for sexy women in cat outfits. I can't see anything. They're in my head every day of the year. Your tour, how many dates is it? Because I know your last one was an absolute monster. I mean, it's one of them things that we put two legs of it on sale at the minute, |
| 2:34.6 | and we're still kind of adding into it. So I think at the minute it's like 90-odd, it'll just kind of like carry on until, I suppose, we feel like we're being everywhere or people stop buying tickets, you know? So the last one was up on 40-od, and I think this one will probably be maybe about the same. maybe we try and push it a little bit more. |
| 2:50.8 | So it's like an endurance test sort of thing. |
| 2:52.5 | One of us is going to give up first sort of thing. |
| 2:54.4 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. and I think this one will probably be maybe about the same. Maybe we try and push it a little bit more. |
| 2:52.4 | So it's like an endurance test sort of thing. |
| 2:54.3 | One of us is going to give up first sort of thing. |
| 2:55.0 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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