Kill a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse, go!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, go, we're joined by the legendary Mr. Dave Holmes, who brightens everyone's day.

As he always does with tales of Las Vegas and more.

Let's go.

It's Jordan, Jesse, go. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan, more, boy detective.

Oh, it's a beautiful day in Southern California. We're soaking up rays here.

Boy, I'm having a little bit of a hard time recognizing the beautiful day because I'm about to have to do something kind of difficult.

Whoa, I was not expecting this. What's up, Jordan?

Do we want to introduce our guests before? Because this is...

Right, yeah, okay. I'm going to save this. I'm bodily sick.

Right, so bottle it up. I'm worried about... I'm concerned about this. I had no idea that this was coming.

So let's just introduce our guest. I'll tell you what.

I looked at our calendar and realized we did not have a guest scheduled earlier this week.

And I said, I was exhausted. I said to myself, what guest would most delight me?

What guest would make me the happiest were that guest available to come on, Jordan, Jesse?

Go, what guest would buoy my spirits the most?

Only one name came to the fore.

That was Jimmy Pardo, but he's allergic to... No.

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