Ep 22: The Private Parts Survival Guide to Living in London | Part 2

Private Parts

Peter Cowley

Diaries, Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2024

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Hello and welcome back to Private Parts. This is the podcast where nothing is off limits.

Each week, join comedian Tom Lucy and Made in Chelsea's Liv Bentley, as they read the most intimate and sordid details of their lives from their diaries.

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0:00.0	You might want to step back from your speaker or remove your headphones.
0:04.0	Yes! I can't, I just can't believe it.
0:08.0	Mark's found out his 11.4 million pounds on Lotto.
0:12.0	This is just, I don't, you know what, I've got tears in my eyes.
0:20.0	Yep, that's 11.4 million.
0:23.0	Lotto, will you be the next millionaire?
0:26.0	The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply, players must be 18 or over.
0:30.0	What to give dad for his birthday?
0:32.0	Because what do you give a man whose catchphrases,
0:34.2	Don't get me anything?
0:35.8	He's into cycling, so maybe some fashionable cycling shorts?
0:40.6	Hmm.
0:41.6	Or maybe a scratch card from the National Lottery.
0:45.0	Something to show you haven't forgotten, but avoids the danger of any more like Crenny's wardrobe.
0:51.0	The National Lottery, best gift ever. Please gift responsibly and remember you need to be
0:55.8	18 or over to buy gift and play. Even though it's a gift rules and procedures apply.
1:07.0	Welcome back to private parts. You always jump on I do that. Because it's the private parts bit.
1:09.0	You like... It's two peas, isn't it? It's a lot.
1:11.0	There are... How many mice did you think they were living?
1:13.8	I said millions. That's not specific enough.
1:16.4	Okay, I reckon 500,000?
1:18.8	Okay, okay. You're right, fine. There are an estimated 500,000 mice living in the underground.
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