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🗓️ 13 June 2018
⏱️ 50 minutes
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0:00.0 | Stokers what up, jubwau baby what up guys this is Chad coming in with my compad ray JT what up boom clap Stokers boom clap baby did you you rock in that |
0:24.1 | that like sweater t shirt mix yeah to the stokers at home I have a store that I love to shop at it's called gap and I go in there and I look for like a rug at every day man look and I've kind of found the apotheosis of that which is a gray kind of mesh sweater but the sleeves are cut off and it looks like they were actually cut being a like well trimmed cut not cut by like a barbarian but cut by like a seamstress and you know |
0:54.1 | yeah it I love the way it looks so I went back and I had the blue one and then I went back and got another color yeah it looks fire and great word by the way apotheosis that you managed to fit fire vocab and fire style into one sentience I really wanted to say apotheosis during that sentence do you wake up every morning with like a list of words where you're like I'm going to nail these words today and that's you sort of have it in your mind like a game plan and then like a certain moment will come and you're like oh homeostasis |
1:24.1 | no I don't I just you know I like to I listen a lot of podcasts with smart guys and then I just regurgitate a lot of what they say but but if I if I try to do it in like a search and destroy away where I have like 10 words and I'm like all right I need to like nail these ones my brain won't do it I'm like allergic to actual work yeah so it has to feel kind of like just part of what I like to do yeah |
1:45.1 | and so I don't have a list of words but I do have a list of bitches that need to get slapped oh okay okay and that bitch meeting a woman bitch meeting um Sally as dudes they're gonna get fucked nice dude I was gonna say um another thing I like about a caps protest for |
2:02.7 | Southern protests cavernics protests during the national anthem is that um it doesn't fuck with my day like I was driving over here and I was running late and I'm sorry and then um there was a |
2:13.5 | bunch of congestion on the street and it was because there was protest going on yeah and I was like guys like I'm all four fighting for your |
2:20.1 | cause but like you're having with my days so now when I think of you I'm just gonna think about how you left with my day yeah dude I'm that that anger |
2:27.9 | that anger's me like like no other like they'll have marathons like oh it's the AIDS walk I'm like oh great you're gonna cut off |
2:34.5 | the entire street like the main street in the city for this AIDS walk thank you why don't you hold the AIDS walk in like a |
2:41.6 | fucking desert where there's not gonna be traffic there's so many alternative ideas where we can still help with AIDS but it's not |
2:48.4 | fucking with people's drive time yeah like you could do like uh jumping on a trampoline for AIDS and it could |
2:55.4 | be like at like a warehouse and everyone jumps on track it doesn't have to be a walk yeah it's like oh we're gonna we're gonna |
3:02.5 | fight AIDS in the most annoying way possible it's like why don't you make an enjoyable experience so more people |
3:10.1 | turn out and throw the cash their way you know yeah if they were like hey we're gonna do like a dirt biking like |
3:16.0 | kind of motocross um expose for or exhibition for for AIDS because I'm like yeah that sounds like his fuck I'd love to be a part |
3:24.2 | of that yeah or like the AIDS like shrimp trip where everyone goes to Joshua to tree so there's no traffic you go to |
3:31.3 | Joshua tree sort of like where they should make Coachella and AIDS rage fest yeah well I mean that's live aid that's |
3:37.9 | like that old concert in the 80s yeah they raise like a billion dollars food and it's just concerts I mean I'm sure the |
3:42.5 | concerts individually cause some traffic yeah but it wasn't it wasn't spilling over in all the neighborhoods yeah because |
3:50.3 | there's no a lot of time on these protests either you know like with Kaepernick I know it's gonna last as long as |
3:54.8 | a star spangled banner he's not adding any time to my day excellent point dude yeah because like there'll be times when like |
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