Ep 22: Manhattans
We Might Be Drunk
Sam Morril and Mark Normand
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2021
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We might be drunk. We might be drunk as long as we are hanging out. You know, we might be drunk. Raise a glass. Let's talk shit and peeps, wrecks and a bit. Maybe drunk. We might be drunk. Yeah. |
| 0:20.2 | Man, you're priceless. We're making me thirsty. Keep it in. Are we rolling? All right. We got that. Let's do it. All right. Everybody. Here we are. We might be drunk. Episode 22. I think. |
| 0:37.3 | Oh, all right. Good year. Yes. 22, baby. Skadoo, which is a New York term. Skadoo is 23. Skadoo. I don't know. That's because on 23rd Street, the wind would blow women's skirts up. |
| 0:51.9 | Is that a real 23. Skadoo? Something like that. I'm off, but give it a goog, Matt. This year, this year, the wind gets me, too. |
| 0:59.8 | Here's a clip of what it did to Marilyn Monroe. That's true. Yeah. That was a not consensual hit me. |
| 1:05.9 | Today, we're doing Manhattan's little fireside chat. Is that what it's called? Fireside cocktail. Fireside cocktails. And we're going to have a chat. I like, I like fireside chat. There's something nice about that. Yeah. Let's go. We still in the name for a, for a rye. |
| 1:22.6 | Yeah. What? What? We came close on something. If you know, those you follow, we're, we're making our own rye. Yes. So send us some names in. Hey, hey. |
| 1:32.0 | Cheers. A little day drinking. Hey, it is sunny out, folks. |
| 1:36.9 | This is a man hat. Yeah, that's a thing about our schedule. Sometimes we got a day drink to make this work. We're both in the road again. Pretty hard. Yeah, whoo. That's bad. That's bad. Good job, fireside. But yeah, what was I saying? |
| 1:49.9 | You were saying we need a name for a rye. Oh, yeah. We've come up with callback. I like callback. I like callback. And then I also like cock fight. |
| 1:58.2 | Cock fights fun. Yeah. It's also fun like us. Uh, uh, uh, get a little cock with two gloves on. Yes. In a cigarette in its mouth. Like a dick or a rooster. Rooster. Okay. Yeah. We could do the dick. |
| 2:11.0 | I don't know if you want to dick on a bottle. Yeah. I don't think I think that's a jarring. If you're in a liquor store and you're like, oh, I'm a makers, nob creek. |
| 2:19.5 | It's a little aggressive. Yeah. Give me the dong. Although nob creek sounds like a dick. Yeah. My nob. Bullet makes you think of a dick. Yeah. |
| 2:27.4 | That's true. Bullet, but it's like a phallic. Right. Remember the Washington Bullets? Were you around for that? Of course. They'd change it because I the owner knew someone who got shot, which is like such a dumb. It's like, oh, you discovered that bullets hurt people. |
| 2:39.5 | That's a good realization to make. Yeah. But I mean, lions hurt people. I think it was more the crime aspect. Yeah. But I think it hit the owner personally. Also, I'm sorry. Bullets is a cooler name than the wizards. Bullets is great. And then you got grand wizards. That's true. So now we're off on this territory. Huh. Yeah. |
| 2:56.6 | Was it with the Dimitri Martin, you said, for joke words, like, I'd rather see the actual things fight than the teams. Greg Fitzsimmons. |
| 3:04.0 | Fitzsimmons. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody stole that from him. But that's a whole another pod. Oh, yeah. We won't get it. I'll tell you after. But yeah, he's got a he's got a whole beef about it. |
| 3:12.9 | But yeah, wizards is boring. That's like Harry Potter, Magic the Gathering. Get out of here. Come on. It's nerdy. This is sports. Yes. Exactly. |
| 3:22.2 | What's the next? The warlocks, the witches, the elves, the lion, the witch and the wardrobes. Fuck this shit. Yeah, exactly. Never read it. Yeah. I think I've read it either. |
| 3:33.8 | I'm still mad about the Utah jazz. Yeah. Where has less jazz than Utah? That was in the opening of Basekit Ball. Oh, |
| 3:41.7 | underrated movie. Yeah, they say they say the the Lakers moved to Los Angeles where there are no lakes. Right. The for Minneapolis, the and the and the jazz move to Utah, |
| 3:52.2 | where they don't allow music. That was the whole thing in the intro. That's a very underrated movie. Great comedy. Is that that first of all, |
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