Ep 22 - Adventure! - Night In Werewolf Woods

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Youngadult, Tv & Film, Visual Arts, Leisure, Comedy Interviews, Hobbies, Arts, 1990s, Goosebumps, Kevincole, Paulritchey, Comedy, Nostalgia, Chadquandt, Rlstine, Books

4.9 • 807 Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2016

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

It's time for another Choose Your Own Adventure! With Dom at the controls, Paul and Chad head to Werewolf Woods, a terrible camp where nerds can have their D&D figurines stolen by wolfmen! Terrible! As the boys discuss Real World, growing old, and figuring out ways to die, they eventually learn the scary truth of Werewolf Woods: it's really bad. Like spectacularly bad. Enjoy this trainwreck of an episode!

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Editor's Note: This episode was previously uploaded with errors to Paul's audio. They have been fixed! Hooray!

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1:17.2	Now, enjoy the episode. Thank you. Oh, 22, man, we're at 22, Jesus.
1:53.3	We're in the boring part of life where you don't get any new rewards for leveling up.
1:59.6	Well, you could look forward to running a car at 25 I guess we speced out
2:04.8	man and we already it's it's over with bullshit too I think there's a big year landmarks my biggest one
2:10.9	is around the time you turn 24 25 you could no longer be on real world what is there's there's no you're just too you're just too old to be on real world. What?
2:20.3	You're too, you're just too old to be on real world.
2:21.0	It's like clear.
2:24.1	There's no 45-year-old guy on real world.
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