You want to hear something really funny? I just recorded the entire intro to this episode with my

microphone on mute. You guys, I am here for this and I hope you are too. Welcome to episode 22. I'm bringing you all the goodness from inside

my quarantined corner over here in warm, sunshiny Arizona. And I'm about to bring to you

this entire realm of me that I have not yet put out into the podcast.

Guys, when I was in high school, little tidbit for you to get to know me, here comes the

intro that I already recorded once but was on mute. You ready for it? Okay, here we go.

When I was in high school, I was voted best

dressed of my senior class. And we had a photo shoot so that all these people that got voted

for these specific things in their senior class for that year would show up in the spread of the yearbook.

So I showed up to the photo shoot in clothes that I got at Goodwill.

I'm not joking.

Like the pinnacle of my best dressed career and I show up in clothes that I got at Goodwill.

I have vivid memories.

Vivid memories when I was a little girl of my mom taking me to these consignment stores.

And legit, we would show up on the days when it was like

super uber-uber sale of the clothes that were already discounted from where normal people buy them

and we would stand in line and my mother would hold my hand with my arm in the air,

you know the kind of thing that you do to your children and you drag them along because you're

running and their little shoulder and elbow and wrist is like hanging on for a dear life

as you run them through the store so that we could get straight to the racks for the clothes that we needed the most.

And I wasn't allowed to play in the clothes and I had to stand right by my mom because she didn't

want me to get lost because there were so many people or get stolen or whatever. And here we would

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