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Buckle up. We're going below the belt today. It is going to be a saucy saucy show.

So the Brett Kavanaugh update, Brett Kavanaugh, the absolutely unimpeachable without blemish Supreme Court nominee.

So they've made up some crazy stuff about him and they're trying to portray him as a rapist or something.

To catch you up on this, the accusation came from Christine Blasey Ford, who says that 36 years ago, or somewhere they're about,

when they were drunk teenagers, Kavanaugh tried to get her shirt off at a party.

And she doesn't remember where the party was or how it came together or exactly who was there.

And she's changed her story since she first mentioned it for the first time ever, six years ago, 30 years after it allegedly happened.

And the other person who says that she was in the room, or the other person who she says was in the room, calls the accusations absolutely nuts.

Then another person who she says was at the party, a guy named, what's his name?

PJ Patrick Smith or Smith, he says that he was not at the party.

She then said she would testify before a congressional hearing and now she says she won't do it.

Christine Blasey, more like Christine Blasey Ford, if you ask me am I right?

Because she won't do it. She isn't going to show up now. Surprise, surprise. I wonder why? I wonder why?

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