Yeah, that's that's fine, but we can go into part two right now. We can go into part two. What's the commercial panties? No,

man, tease panties. They're panties, but for man,

yeah, we already listened to that stern was they had the man Keeney. No, that was it. That's a bikini. I always thought a good idea would be man lingerie.

They have it like the elephant like the elephant trunk. No, no, no, the elephant trunk like like luxurious silk lingerie, but for gentlemen. Oh, silk boxers. Yeah, but with a matching camisole. Yeah, you can do that.

Wide camisole for men's chest. You're reinventing the wheel. This already exists. This product already exists. All right. Well, tell me where to get it. Probably Walmart.

Yeah, this fucking channel is fantastic. Look at that. It is it is great. It is a visual symphony. Oh, the arts channel. Yep. Yeah, it's not on every cable system, but

do you think anyone at this motel has ever been watching the arts channel for as long as we have?

I assume it was Morgan Murphy that cut me off in the last podcast when I was trying to explain my bare calves. I never tried to cut you off by the way,

except for just now. I was you don't have to try. You do it naturally. All right. Well, on occasion, I was trying to make what I can only call in the podcast industry a diving save.

Where I saw things hitting a rut, maybe going foul. This is Morgan and I and the Chailies in the van.

And my phone rings and I take it and I start crying and I go, sorry, I just found out my grandmother died and she goes, my grandmother is so talkative.

You brought up grandmother and then just make it about me. Everything is a conversation starter about Morgan Murphy.

Yeah, I do make things about me. I think it's the most annoying thing about me and I'm aware of it. Continue.

Unless it's a name drop. Yeah, where? What do I name drop? Yeah. Hang on. I have to answer this text message. I just got from Andy McDowell. Let me talk about Andy McDowell.

Andy McDowell. I was emphasizing it as a point of comedy. I wasn't I was I was trying to make fun of the situation.

But it's segwayed into a 45 minute conversation by yourself about Andy McDowell that her accent and her dog. And here's some pictures of Andy McDowell.

And then Tracy slipped a note up to me. She tapped me with a note that she sits behind you. Please kill me. Please kill me now. She's showing me pictures of Andy McDowell's dog.

Yeah. So that's more than a name drop, Murphy. Okay. On the last podcast, we got up to a. I'm not done talking about my calves.

No, because I'm looking at the notes here that you that we went over on the 20th. I know, but I'm. I had to. This is from the last podcast. This is the cliffhanger calves. Everyone wants to know why. See, Bingo noticed. I have the 1970s socks baldness from wearing socks all the time and sleeping in socks. But Bingo noticed that it's getting higher.

She goes, what? No, it used to be balled down here. Now it's balled halfway up your whole fucking tibia. She didn't say tibia. No, it's going to say not after a traumatic brain injury and retardation.

And then I just figured it out. It's the fucking dumb suits that I wear. I wear matching socks that are fucking almost knee high socks all the time and sleeping. So yeah, I'm getting boulder and boulder.

So if you remember from the last podcast, Morgan Murphy's joke about wearing a sock around her vagina. So she doesn't have to shave. Yeah, we're fucking can tie socks. Why don't you wear pantyos?

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