EP 218 - A Wild Week

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Matt Watson & Ryan Magee

Comedy, Film Reviews, Improv, Tv & Film

4.9 • 10.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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We talk about the insanity that consumed America last week and also Ryan gives advice on how to pleasure a woman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I want Christmas music to be playing.
0:02.5	I want Santa to be a malls again.
0:05.2	The Santa could wear a mask at the mall this year.
0:07.3	I don't know if they're even gonna do that at malls this year.
0:10.1	malls are open.
0:11.5	That's true.
0:12.6	Sitting on Santa's lap, I don't know.
0:15.2	Hey, kids aren't gonna be that, you know,
0:17.2	they're not gonna die from it.
0:18.4	It's the Santa that's going to die.
0:20.9	At least one mall Santa will die from over this year
0:23.3	from a kid giving it to him.
0:25.0	Would that be Trump?
0:26.3	His new job is as a mall Santa?
0:29.0	Since he lost his is the present of the United States of America.
0:32.1	Well, that's not final yet, Ryan.
0:33.4	Hey, if you listen to losers like Stephen Crowder,
0:40.9	and you're taking this whole wait till the vote count comes in,
0:46.2	don't hold your breath, folks.
0:48.1	All right, just relax.
0:50.4	I'm sure you can cope somehow with the fact
0:55.2	that another boring dude is gonna be your president,
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