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Ep. 217 Trump's Secret Box

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

President Trump claims he left instructions to “obliterate Iran” if he’s ever assassinated—and KUMP breaks it down. Ray and Lucie unpack the death box, JD Vance’s loyalty, and whether the Pope can rebrand as Jesus Christ the First.


Plus: how much war profit should taxpayers get? Should you be able to invest in a nuke startup on Robinhood? What’s the point of Ted Cruz? And why the NYC subway needs Roman-style phalanx shields.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Kump.

0:02.0

We are here watching President Trump respond to an interesting question about Iran.

0:09.0

Let's take a look.

0:10.0

I would.

0:11.0

And why say that you're unhappy to sign it if it's Iran and their proxies who have threatened to retaliate against you and your team by killing you guys for taking out Solomani.

0:23.4

Well, they haven't done that. And that would be a terrible thing for them to do. Not because of me.

0:30.8

If they did that, they would be obliterated. That would be the end. I've left instructions.

0:36.4

If they do it, they get obliterated.

0:39.0

There won't be anything left.

0:41.3

And they shouldn't be able to do it.

0:43.7

I'm not sure that's how this works.

0:47.4

Right.

0:48.0

As much as I don't want them to do, I mean, God forbid, the Iranians try to take out Trump.

0:54.9

I think it's advised.

0:56.6

I think it would be appropriate for the United States, you know, responded, you know, with, with obtuse force.

1:03.3

Is that I think obtuse force?

1:05.0

If I was the president, I would say, I'm going to give you obtuse force from here to the to the to the afterlife.

1:12.6

That's a time where you want to use the the carrot as a gun, right?

1:17.0

Yeah, like the sticks, sticks and bones.

1:19.9

But I don't know that the president can leave a note if he's killed.

1:24.4

I don't know that it's how the pet.

1:26.2

I don't think the Pentagon can like,

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