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🗓️ 17 September 2025
⏱️ 93 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I don't think a man with anime skateboards on the wall is progressing at a fast rate. |
| 0:19.0 | If you have a kid you are. Whoa, whoa. Yeah. Oh, my bad. What's wrong with that? I don't think you have a single skateboard. I do have a skateboard. Where is it? Three. What's on that? Three skateboards. I got three skateboards. The one piece board. Three boards. I got a South Park one. Okay. I have... Name two characters from South Park. Cartman. And... Towley. Towley's crazy. He says Towley? Towley? He says, Towley? Towley's the one whose name is what he is. He knows Ball. The one that a child could remember. Ball knower. He's a ball knower. Wow. Okay. And then I have one of my sister painted me with my childhood favorite stuffed animal Ziggie on it. Okay. And then I got a Ryan Shackler board. You got a crying Shackler board? No. No. It's fucking Ryan. And people like you made his life worse. Do you like him because he's a Red Bull athlete |
| 1:12.3 | I like him because he knows how to fucking skate |
| 1:15.3 | and he was hot when he was 16 when I was 13 |
| 1:18.8 | sure |
| 1:20.3 | no I get it when you were 13 yeah |
| 1:22.7 | when you were 13 he was 13 he was 16 I thought he was hot |
| 1:26.5 | when he was 16 were you hot huh no I was chops you were chopped, he was hot. He was 16. I thought he was hot when he was 16. Were you hot? |
| 1:28.2 | Huh? |
| 1:28.7 | No, I was chopped. |
| 1:29.6 | You were chopped. |
| 1:30.2 | Chop 13, hot 16. |
| 1:31.5 | I wish I could be hot like Ryan. |
| 1:40.7 | Ryan, I think we've done this before, but he has to have a chopped hairline now, right? Yes, we've done this. Yes, he does. Thank you. I thought he shaves that shit But it still looks good |
| 1:41.6 | It was widows peaking for sure |
| 1:44.8 | It's not like him |
| 1:46.1 | Not like him. Sometimes you forget. Oh, Ryan. What's wrong? Nothing, man. What's wrong, sweetie? It's so shaved. It's just so... You're beautiful hard-launched glasses, friends. It's so shaved, man. Don't bring attention to him. Why not? Why would I not bring attention to it? It looks like they came from the land that never was in Kingdom Hearts 2. No, bro. It's the Xenon's the Zeckel glasses. My prescription Zinn. I don't know how you say it in Xenon. prescript zins. Yeah. And it's prescribed zins. |
| 2:18.8 | My prescription major. |
| 2:19.9 | You and Lubbik had an idea on our trip where we became best friends and the new, the new dynamic duo on the show. Okay. You guys want to hear our idea? Sorry, boys. Yeah. You guys are you? No. Okay. Do you want to tell them? Okay. Huh? |
| 2:32.1 | Do you want to tell them the idea? |
| 2:33.4 | No, I don't. |
| 2:34.4 | Okay, I'll do it. |
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