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Bodega Boys

Ep 217: Straight suckas

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

The Brand is Strong! The Bronx's very own Desus Nice & THE KID MERO aka the Bodega Boys are giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Live from our homes! This week: sports, hip hop, quarantine and more!

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0:00.0

The day of boys.

0:10.0

We are coming to you once again with an emergency breaking news conference.

0:13.5

Donald Trump, President Trump, has again trying to explain his comments about the military

0:19.8

earlier in the day.

0:20.9

It was a unfounded source that he called them suckers and losers, reporting to you from black.com.

0:27.4

He has dexmaned St. Mon and we are just going to open out the floor and ask the president

0:31.4

some questions.

0:32.4

Mr. President, Mr. President, do you refute the charges that you call as a military

0:36.9

suckers and losers?

0:37.9

But actually, no, that said, but this is happening all the time with fake news.

0:44.4

You guys are fake news, you're fake news.

0:46.4

You're only real news, it's OEM, chapter OEM, my guys, gang.

0:50.4

You're twisting my words, let's start with it, say it a dog.

0:53.4

All I say is, you knew when it was when you signed up, that's all I say.

0:56.4

You wanted the comparison of bad, you went out there, you went into Normandy and you got

1:01.4

smoked.

1:02.4

That's it, you're opposed to, I mean, listen, everybody, it went right, right.

1:06.4

Mr. President, is it true that you called Jamaican a fucking loser?

1:10.4

I mean, he's kind of a her if you think about it, if you're playing a game of tag and you get

1:14.4

tagged and you're in, you lose, you lose it.

1:16.4

So technically, he's a loser.

1:18.4

Also, you can lift his arms up and his wife, I mean, it's done, it's kind of built like a

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