The humorless left is now so trigger happy they are attacking things that have not even happened yet.

We will analyze the hysteria that is ripping America apart.

Uh, Yoram Hazani will then explain how to bring our nation back together in his book The Virtue of Nationalism.

Then a new poll shows Americans no longer care if political candidates are religious while Pope Francis

blames the devil for exposing the corruption of bishops.

Hmm, I wonder if one has to do with the other one.

All that and much more, I'm Michael Knowles and this is the Michael Knowles Show.

The left is going after Norm McDonald before Norm McDonald's show even airs.

We will talk about that and explain why.

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