The I'm going to go move

baka he chug moolah

the baka gi moorhaka the baka

the hooro kaya kam kamak

because every Filipino is named like Maria.

Cinderella.

Maria.

Everything's Maria.

It's always like three names.

But do you have the thing of the Filipinos which is they if you make a mistake of playing with something as a little child

That's what you get nicknamed for the rest of your life like my cousin. She's a doctor of nursing. She made the mistake when she was three of

putting on a pair of boots. Yeah. She's been boots.

No. The rest of her life. Her whole life. Her nickname is Boots. What's your nickname?

You know what I got lucky because I was the youngest they just called me Robbie.

Oh yeah that was it that's all I got. But usually they double it up. So it's not just boots, it's boots boots.

Yeah, they do double it. Everything's double there.

Or they, like my mom was the baby of the family. They called her Babbs, Babes.

Babes. Yeah, Tita Babes. Yeah, and they called, and the kids couldn't say Tita.

And the little, they say Bita. Like my daughter, she can't say Miranda, she says,

Miranda, Biranda.

And so they call her Bita Babes.

And she doesn't like to call grandma, my grandma.

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