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Welcome to a very special episode of Happy Never After, H&A Pod.

Wilfred Padua is home with a little sniffy late cold, just a little baby cord.

So he is not in the studio because we're like, get that COVID out of here.

So it's just me and Sergio Chikone.

Yes, I'm feeling great.

How are you, Mara?

I'm feeling fantastic.

That's great.

Although I will say, you know, I have like a total of like 15 animals in the New York

City apartment and I lost one.

I lost a cat the other day.

Like it died or you physically lost it?

Yeah.

And I'm telling you, man, out of all the animals, she was the bitch.

So, but even with all that, she was a cat that was very aloof. We adopted. And once again, it's adopted, not rescued, right? Unless you run into a fire, a building burning down, and you grab an animal, that's a rescue. When you go, send an email to adopt a pet. It's just an adoption. Let's get that straight. People are very loose. I rescued. No, you did not go in the ocean and pick up a drowning dog. Right? People are very generous with how they, you know, perceive themselves. I'm a hero. I know. You know what I do with my dog? Because I did. You adopted? No, fuck no. Oh, you got it from a farm? I bought it. And that's what I do all the time when people are like, I rescued my dog. I go, I bought mine. I spent a lot of money on mine. Pure bread. Pure bread. I'm better than you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, it's a certain lifestyle, you know?

Like, you're trying to upkeep. I mean, Frank is the best dog I've ever had. He was $400. So it's not like... He's like $200 more than rescuing, air quotes. Yeah, yeah, exactly. When I got Curry in my dusty-ass pit bull, which I love, she got the heart of gold, she's an absolute sweetheart.

She, you know, she came with fur that looked like wet suede.

She still hasn't grown her hair back, but she's an amazing dog. She's an amazing dog. She knows

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