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Welcome to the quad. What's up everybody? This is The Quad with Chris Young. As always, I'm Chris. We got Haley the Bear.

Hello, that is me. Producer Bear. Hello, that is me.

Producer Josh.

Hello, that is me.

And if you're watching on YouTube,

Ryan from Miami is doing something weird with the football.

You remember the old VCR thing where you wait for it to hit the corner?

Oh, darn it.

You just wait and everybody just for it to hit the corner and they're like ah darn it you just wait and then everybody just and cheer hit the corner let's go one of my friends used to do the

the uh the mustache game where you would take like a stick on mustache on like a really big TV

and you would put it in a random spot and whenever it lined up with someone's face with someone's

face i like that i didn't play that game that's a good one yeah all right well uh ryan let's

start with the pole because here at the quad we love polls yeah i must very important i'm gonna

i must ask you a question um yeah the quad with ch Young. So this is what you do. You go on our X account and you go to the quad with Chris Young and then the poll pops up miraculously. It's an awesome thing. Yeah, crazy. We love when people vote in these. And the hot take poll was what feels like a longer minute, a microwave minute or a workout minute.

And 67.8% of the people said that a workout minute felt longer to them than a microwave minute.

Let's go, Bear.

Yes.

See, I think that's just because people don't enjoy working out.

They do enjoy eating. I told you it's two opposites of, like, rewards. What means more?

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