Thank you ladies and gentlemen for coming to this press conference and we have to do an emergency.

Eric Rizzo, you know me, I am the head of the Staten Island Postmaster Agency.

I would like again to say I am not Puerto Rican. You people need to stop tagging me in all these

daddy Yankees videos and stuff. I am a proud Italian. My skin is the color of turkey because I

don't wear a strong green and I like to be on upper deck on the fair. I need a hearth nor there.

This press conference is about the alleged behavior of one Donald Trump and only one man could talk to

him. My man, South Dakota, you know him. He is the postmaster general of Staten Island. He's been

ruling for 10 years before any of the junky kids that were listening to Wu Tang Clan. You know,

came over here and was selling pills. You know them talking about South Dakota.

Thank you, thank you. I was a model of such a production model.

Lisa, gentlemen, I'm here to say one thing and I want to make myself very clear.

Staten Island has had your back from day one, Dining. We had your back from day one, all right?

Day one. We were the ones that donated to your goddamn campaign and look at you. Look at you.

Yeah, we turn you out. You're spitting our face. You're spinning our faces. I love, listen, every summer

when it goes above 60 degrees, you know, my favorite thing to do is break out my male carrier shorts.

There is foreign chinsying. They show off my marvelous games that I got being named.

Now what? I'm sick and tired of this bull crap, all right? You're talking about defunding your

closing mailboxes. I go to the mailbox and pick up the mail. But they have some fucking

red tape. What am I supposed to do? Hey, you get listen, you're ruining everything.

First it was the fucking hip-hop stamps that came out with the hip-hop stamps day. All right?

I was a little, I had a little, I felt a little bit a little way about that. But hey, listen,

I've been doing this in support of me. Express pal, you can't shut it down.

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